Quote #3335
A pessimist is a man who has been compelled to live with an optimist.
Quote #25693
Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly often attributed by the living to the dead,...
Quote #30640
Living together is an art.
Quote #20620
There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why…...
Quote #354
The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing — and...
Quote #22844
To the man who only has a hammer in the toolkit, every problem looks...
Quote #8101
Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or...
Quote #2532
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Quote #2281
The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
Quote #13112
Age is foolish and forgetful when it underestimates youth…