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The human language is like a cracked kettle on which we beat out a...
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What I want to do is make people laugh so that they’ll see things...
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You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
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If you love somebody, let them go. If they return, they were always yours....
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If you are a rich...
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Get busy living or get busy dying.
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The people sensible enough to give good advice are usually sensible enough to give...
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When her last child is off to school, we don’t want the talented woman...
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The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it...
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When I think of talking, it is of course with a woman. For talking...