Quote #10946
Hell has no benefits, only torture.
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Life is like an overlong drama through which we sit being nagged by the...
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90 of the people in the stock market, professionals and amateurs alike, simply haven’t...
Quote #31383
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
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The want of goods is easily repaired, but the poverty of the soul is...
Quote #19678
There are three great friends an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
Quote #15270
A new and valid idea is worth more than a regiment and fewer men...
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The world is too dangerous for anything but truth and too small for anything...
Quote #19319
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #1316
The body is a sacred garment.