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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his...
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Change is good, but dollars are better.
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Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
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Rogues are preferable to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest.
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Pale Death with impartial tread beats at the poor man’s cottage door and at...
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
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America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than...
Quote #25370
Generally speaking, men are influenced by books which clarify their own thought, which express...
Quote #6326
The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible.
Quote #30092
The greatist thing in the world is for a man to know how to...