Quote #17650
Wayne Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.
Quote #2071
Mahatma Gandi was what wives wish their husbands were: thin, tan and moral.
Quote #26071
Let us all be happy and live within our means, even if we have...
Quote #16542
Anyone that wants the presidency so much that he’ll spend two years organizing and...
Quote #34015
Girls are always running through my mind. They don’t dare walk.
Quote #23799
Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million...
Quote #8162
The world is too much with us; late and soon, Getting and spending, we...
Quote #30832
Ask a lot, but take what is offered.
Quote #30157
Pride would be a lot easier to swallow if it didn’t taste so bad.
Quote #4238
Union gives strength.