Quote #26644
Why not upset the apple cart If you don’t, the apples will rot anyway.
Quote #24778
Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
Quote #27674
If divorce has increased by one thousand percent, don’t blame the women’s movement. Blame...
Quote #14587
A specification that will not fit on one page of 8.5×11 inch paper cannot...
Quote #26712
All the Padres need is a flyball in the air.
Quote #7397
Never lose sight of this important truth, that no one can be truly great...
Quote #7413
Tis hard to fight with anger, but the prudent man keeps it under control.
Quote #34807
A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells...
Quote #785
Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are...
Quote #6214
Does it really matter what these affectionate people do– so long as they don?t...