Quote #1096
Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
Quote #16191
Replying to the tributes paid to him at a testimonial dinner, Herbert Bayard Swope...
Quote #2806
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make...
Quote #7448
A man is not idle because he is absorbed in thought. There is visible...
Quote #19148
I speak BASIC to clients, 1-2-3 to management, and mumble to myself.
Quote #5749
He who has never failed somewhere. . . that man can not be great.
Quote #6067
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
Quote #3185
I think, therefore Descartes exists.
Quote #34661
Ah the clock is always slow It is later than you think.
Quote #25184
You don’t always win your battles, but it’s good to know you fought.