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Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
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Civilization is the art of living in towns of such size the everyone does...
Quote #17977
It is not always the same thing to be a good man and a...
Quote #28960
Happiness grows at our own firesides, and is not to be picked in stranger’s...
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Master your instrument, master the music, and then forget all that crap and just...
Quote #26222
In life, as in chess, forethought wins.
Quote #11523
An American Monkey after getting drunk on Brandy would never touch it again, and...
Quote #23114
Of all the griefs that harass the distrest, Sure the most bitter is a...
Quote #10820
To sit back hoping that someday, someway, someone will make things right is to...
Quote #11438
Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the...