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The Joker Wait’ll they get a load of ME
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History is the present. That’s why every generation writes it anew. But what most...
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Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
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The billiard table is better than the doctor.
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Secret thoughts and open countenance will go safely over the whole world.
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The longer I live the more beautiful life becomes.
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…simple fact that any land looks like Eden after months at sea.
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Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.
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Look at the bow in the cloud, in the very rain itself. That is...
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Nothing to be done really about animals. Anything you do looks foolish. The answer...