Quote #31321
There aren’t any embarrassing questions–just embarrassing answers.
Quote #15412
Sooner of later that which is now life shall be poetry, and every fair...
Quote #3175
Progress might have been all right once, but it went on too long.
Quote #18934
There are three kinds of lies lies, damned lies, and statistics.
Quote #34322
He who builds a better mousetrap these days runs into material shortages, patent-infringement suits,...
Quote #34001
America’s one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
Quote #21942
Usenet isn’t a right. It’s a right, a left, and a swift uppercut to...
Quote #31580
As you grow older, you’ll find the only things you regret are the things...
Quote #34404
No guest is so welcome in a friend’s house that he will not become...
Quote #18772
Where is the justice of political power if it executes the murderer and jails...