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My father always told me that all businessmen were sons of bitches, but I...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Quarrel not at all. No man resolved to make the most of himself can...
Quote #16879
I like the silent church before the service begins, better than any preaching.
Quote #21730
I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure-that is all...
Quote #7926
The living need charity more than the dead.
Quote #21322
The best way to know God is to love many things.
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If you board the wrong train, it’s no use running along the corridor in...
Quote #28617
Opposition brings concord. Out of discord comes the fairest harmony.
Quote #14490
I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.