Quote #399
There are no ugly women, only lazy ones.
Quote #9787
To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing.
Quote #32290
Many people chase after success. Others pursue money. But I think the happiest people...
Quote #30080
Ever notice that ‘what the hell’ is always the right decision
Quote #2483
Even Bach comes down to the basic suck, blow, suck, suck, blow.
Quote #13003
I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.
Quote #11894
A learned man is an idler who kills time with study. Beware of his...
Quote #25511
In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not.
Quote #10335
A room without books is like a body without a soul.
Quote #6873
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.