Quote #14576
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional...
Quote #6321
At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new...
Quote #27969
Half the world does not know the joys of wearing cotton underwear. (promoting US...
Quote #18706
Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore
Quote #20489
Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the new.
Quote #25204
I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.
Quote #20282
Do we, holding that gods exist, deceive ourselves with unsubstantiated dreams, and lies, while...
Quote #22100
It is new fancy rathert than taste which produces so many new fashions.
Quote #15524
Nature abhors a vacuum. When a head lacks brains, nature fills it with conceit.
Quote #20586
The test of a vocation is the love of the drudgery it involves.