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Affairs are easier of entrance than of exit and it is but common prudence...
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What is the matter with the poor is poverty; what is the matter with...
Quote #19215
Why doesn’t DOS ever say ‘EXCELLENT command or filename’
Quote #6683
What I give form to in daylight is only one per cent of what...
Quote #11244
But my dear man, reality is only a Rorschach ink-blot, you know.
Quote #12506
As your attorney i advise you to take a hit out of the small...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #19148
I speak BASIC to clients, 1-2-3 to management, and mumble to myself.
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Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.
Quote #15045
True friendship is like sound health, the value of it is seldom known until...