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Be humble for you are made of dung. Be noble for you are made...
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Go thy way, eat thy bread with joy, and drink thy wine with a...
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I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth and they thought...
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It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
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Desperate affairs require desperate remedies.
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The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
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Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they...
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You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far...
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I respect only those who resist me, but I cannot tolerate them.
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The honest man must be a perpetual renegade, the life of an honest man...