Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #6707
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
Quote #5814
We should take care not to make the intellect our god; it has, of...
Quote #32497
He’s the kind of a guy who lights up a room just by flicking...
Quote #16584
All that Hubert needs over there is a gal to answer the phone and...
Quote #23861
Men do not care how nobly they live, but only how long, although it...
Quote #27199
We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk...
Quote #7655
Merely corroborative detail, intended to give artistic verisimilitude to an otherwise bald and unconvincing...
Quote #2227
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
Quote #24298
Ethical axioms are found and tested not very differently from the axioms of science....