Quote #15978
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf...
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A college education never hurt anybody who was willing to learn after he got...
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I find that when I do not think of myself I do not think...
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Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you...
Quote #19720
So convenient a thing it is to be a reasonable creature, since it enables...
Quote #30049
Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate.
Quote #18206
Small children disturb your sleep, big children your life.
Quote #17110
Those who give too much attention to trifling things become generally incapable of great...
Quote #17487
They must often change who would be constant in happiness or wisdom.
Quote #23873
Playing football in the morning is like eating cabbage for breakfast.