Quote #31212
They’ll have to shoot me first to take my gun.
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Earlier people used to switch on TV’s after getting bored with their routine work....
Quote #31672
Any education that matters is liberal. All the saving truths, all the healing graces...
Quote #1089
Benson, you are so free of the ravages of intelligence
Quote #11137
An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented...
Quote #22267
You are forgiven for your happiness and your successes only if you generously consent...
Quote #32588
Every man has seen the wall that limits his mind.
Quote #8530
In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce.
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You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell...
Quote #15655
None has more frequent conversations with a disagreeable self than the man of pleasure;...