Quote #2814
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
Quote #9860
They say dreams are the windows of the soul–take a peek and you can...
Quote #33331
Be open to your dreams, people. Embrace that distant shore. Because our mortal journey...
Quote #32475
Once you’ve accumulated sufficient knowledge to get by, you’re too old to remember it.
Quote #24466
A word to the wise is enough.
Quote #33218
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, ‘Did you sleep good’...
Quote #18080
Samir No, not again. I… why does it say paper jam when there is...
Quote #379
How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
Quote #7565
The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled...
Quote #27115
There is one safeguard known generally to the wise, which is an advantage and...