Quote #29422
He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts — for support rather than...
Quote #19664
If Jack’s in love, he’s no judge of Jill’s beauty.
Quote #3288
Government expands to absorb revenue – and then some.
Quote #3369
Order, unity and continuity are human inventions just as truly as catalogues and encyclopedias.
Quote #3488
On thinking about Hell, I gather My brother Shelley found it was a place...
Quote #27256
Oh, if only I did nothing simply as a result of laziness.
Quote #1543
I am doomed to an eternity of compulsive work. No set goal achieved satisfies....
Quote #30403
I love eulogies. They are the most moving kind of speech because they attempt...
Quote #1947
Sleep is lovely, death is better still, not to have been born is of...
Quote #5163
My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized bed and I sleep in a court jester-sized...