Quote #24843
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
Quote #33089
Follow your instincts. That’s where true wisdom manifests itself.
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I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether...
Quote #11083
Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery, None but ourselves can free our minds.
Quote #11648
True friendship is seen through the heart not through the eyes.
Quote #18284
Always behave as if nothing had happened, no matter what has happened.
Quote #20143
Let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier.
Quote #16326
The achievement of your goal is assured the moment you commit yourself to it.
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Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
Quote #32108
Of all manifestations of power, restraint impresses men the most.