Quote #21728
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now...
Quote #20764
The fearless are merely fearless. People who act in spite of their fear are...
Quote #649
The computer is a moron.
Quote #1822
Chastity: the most unnatural of the sexual perversions.
Quote #29575
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep...
Quote #14319
Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character.
Quote #27969
Half the world does not know the joys of wearing cotton underwear. (promoting US...
Quote #17189
By all means marry if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If...
Quote #28024
Goodbye, goodbye, I hate the word. Solitude has long since turned brown and withered,...
Quote #16208
Gossip is always a personal confession of malice or imbecility; it is a low,...