P. G. Wodehouse Quote #6303 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.
W. C. Fields Quote #27533 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several...
Phyllis Diller Quote #33786 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If it weren’t for baseball, many kids wouldn’t know what a millionaire looked like.
Lawrence Peter Berra Quote #25503 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
Niccolo Machiavelli Quote #5161 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so...
Bessie A. Stanley Quote #9123 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 He has achieved success who has lived well, laughed often, and loved much.
Martha Grimes, from Hotel Paradise, a novel Quote #9257 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Silence is a way of saying: we do not have to entertain each other;...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28166 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Marta likes to talk about sensuality, but I don’t think she would know sensuality...
John Updike, Rabbit Redux Quote #960 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 You can never get the smell of smoke out. Like the smell of failure...