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An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented...
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If you follow all the rules, you miss all the fun.
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Their the waiters’ eyes sparkled and their pencils flew as she proceeded to eviscerate...
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I remember how my Great Uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and whittle...
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Just as there is a lower carelessness which means death to the soul, so...
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I have nothing but contempt for the kind of governor who is afraid, for...
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He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead.
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I’ve come loaded with statistics, for I’ve noticed that a man can’t prove anything...
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Folly is often more cruel in the consequences than malice can be in the...
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There is an astonishing imagination, even in the science of mathematics… We repeat, there...