Will Rogers Quote #11137 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented...
Katherine Hepburn Quote #10706 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you follow all the rules, you miss all the fun.
S.J. Perelman Quote #24308 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Their the waiters’ eyes sparkled and their pencils flew as she proceeded to eviscerate...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28134 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I remember how my Great Uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and whittle...
W. E. Orchard Quote #30462 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Just as there is a lower carelessness which means death to the soul, so...
Sophocles Quote #17319 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I have nothing but contempt for the kind of governor who is afraid, for...
(Anon.) Quote #19136 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead.
Mark Twain Quote #17786 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I’ve come loaded with statistics, for I’ve noticed that a man can’t prove anything...
Aldous Huxley Quote #15011 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Folly is often more cruel in the consequences than malice can be in the...
Voltaire Quote #3760 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 There is an astonishing imagination, even in the science of mathematics… We repeat, there...