Quote #3141
The more he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.
Quote #1319
If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters.
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I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is...
Quote #30888
People come to poverty in two ways accumulating debts and paying them off.
Quote #26445
There’s time enough, but none to spare.
Quote #20125
The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for...
Quote #20595
In words as fashions the same rule will hold,Alike fantastic if too new or...
Quote #34740
Life’s dirty. Life’s unclean you know. It’s birth, it’s sex, it’s the intestinal tract....
Quote #25270
I’ve always tried to do my best on the ball field. I can’t do...
Quote #34019
I can’t think of any sorrow in the world that a hot bath wouldn’t...