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We live in a world where lemonade is made from aritificial flavoring and furniture...
Quote #24843
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
Quote #32894
Cheerfulness in most cheerful people is the rich and satisfying result of strenuous discipline.
Quote #24059
Enjoy yourself. It’s later than you think.
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One of the advantages of being a captain is being able to ask for...
Quote #16406
No matter what you’ve done for yourself or for humanity, if you can’t look...
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Data is not information, Information is not knowledge, Knowledge is not understanding, Understanding is...
Quote #1191
Nothing great was ever acheived without enthusiasm.
Quote #27071
If it is the dirty element that gives pleasure to the act of lust,...