(Anon.) Quote #19151 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 COFFEE.EXE missing. Insert cup and press any key.
Alfred E. Neuman, The Half-Wit and Wisdom of Alfred E. Neuman (MAD magazine) Quote #5039 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 We live in a world where lemonade is made from aritificial flavoring and furniture...
Peter's Almanac Quote #24843 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
Edwin Percy Whipple Quote #32894 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Cheerfulness in most cheerful people is the rich and satisfying result of strenuous discipline.
Chinese Proverb Quote #24059 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Enjoy yourself. It’s later than you think.
William Shatner as Kirk, in "Dagger of the Mind" Quote #1035 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 One of the advantages of being a captain is being able to ask for...
Lee Iacocca Quote #16406 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 No matter what you’ve done for yourself or for humanity, if you can’t look...
Cliff Stoll & Gary Schubert Quote #14013 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Data is not information, Information is not knowledge, Knowledge is not understanding, Understanding is...
R. W. Emerson Quote #1191 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Nothing great was ever acheived without enthusiasm.
Marquis de Sade Quote #27071 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If it is the dirty element that gives pleasure to the act of lust,...