Quote #12756
God helps those who help themselves.
Quote #2656
Love: two minds without a single thought.
Quote #20535
I realize that I’m generalizing here, but as is often the case when I...
Quote #23110
No matter how dull, or how mean, or how wise a man is, he...
Quote #20855
And thus I clothe my naked villainy With old odd ends, stol’n forth of...
Quote #9427
There is no gravity. The earth sucks.
Quote #32256
These people who are always briskly doing something and as busy as waltzing mice,...
Quote #7586
Believe nothing against another but on good authority; and never report what may hurt...
Quote #33364
All television is children’s television.
Quote #34799
The past is the only dead thing that smells sweet.