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I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and...
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When he is best, he is a little worse than a man and when...
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Anyone who works is a fool. I don’t work – I merely inflict myself...
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All my life through, the new sights of nature made me rejoice like a...
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How vain is learning unless intelligence go with it.
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The best political community is formed by citizens of the middle class.
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Poetry often enters through the window of irrelevance.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, and then suddenly he...
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We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only...