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Cheese – milk’s leap toward immortality.
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When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on...
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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
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No man’s life, liberty or property are safe while the legislature is in session.
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A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in...
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Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over,...
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He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected...
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The law isn’t justice. It’s a very imperfect mechanism. If you press exactly the...
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Every man who is not a monster, mathematician or a mad philosopher, is the...
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Opportunity is often difficult to recognize we usually expect it to beckon us with...