Quote #2166
Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But...
Quote #20588
Don’t laugh at a youth for his affectations he is only trying on one...
Quote #24789
Comedy is the last refuge of the nonconformist mind.
Quote #15020
To be able to bear provocation is an argument of great reason, and to...
Quote #11967
Winter is come and gone, But grief returns with the revolving year.
Quote #7179
Ignorance never settles a question.
Quote #6461
It requires a very unusual mind to undertake the analysis of the obvious.
Quote #14420
Between saying and doing many a pair of shoes is worn out.
Quote #15404
It is easier to believe a lie that one has heard a thousand times...
Quote #7969
You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct.