Quote #34729
People are simply incapable of prolonged, sustained goodness.
Quote #26111
In his holy flirtation with the world, God occasionally drops a handkerchief. These handkerchiefs...
Quote #20190
Every mind was made for growth, for knowledge, and its nature is sinned against...
Quote #9722
The budget is like a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythicals beans into it,...
Quote #1051
Fortunately, the second-to-last bug has just been fixed.
Quote #19311
With Congress, every time they make a joke it’s a law, and every time...
Quote #13407
You must learn some of my philosophy. Think only of the past as its...
Quote #8221
To resist the frigidity of old age one must combine the body, the mind...
Quote #6068
Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
Quote #21827
When a fellow says it ain’t the money but the principle of the thing,...