Quote #882
I call that a scumhead.
Quote #138
For most folks, no news is good news; for the press, good news is...
Quote #27596
We heed no instincts but our own.
Quote #13240
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
Quote #30859
Observe your enemies, for they first find your faults.
Quote #17019
Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because...
Quote #17007
Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no...
Quote #5505
Laziness may appear attractive, but work gives satisfaction.
Quote #829
She had a pretty gift for quotation, which is a serviceable substitute for wit.
Quote #5877
Genius is a bend in the creek where bright water has gathered, and which...