Quote #16832
It is one of the most beautiful compensations of life, that no man can...
Quote #25821
Don’t cling to fame. You’re just borrowing it. It’s like money. You’re going to...
Quote #23264
A hen is only an egg’s way of making another egg.
Quote #12870
When times are good, be happy, but when time are bad consider; God has...
Quote #1940
Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.
Quote #17516
Without an acquaintance with the rules of propriety, it is impossible for the character...
Quote #14685
The slave has but one master, the ambitious man has as many as can...
Quote #26841
A man said to the universe ‘Sir, I exist’ ‘However,’ replied the universe. ‘The...
Quote #5191
A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.
Quote #22113
The way to become boring is to say everything.