Quote #28047
You can pretend to be serious you can’t pretend to be witty.
Quote #15317
Like the bee, we should make our industry our amusement.
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America is a large friendly dog in a small room. Every time it wags...
Quote #14511
The human mind treats a new idea the same way the body treats a...
Quote #13188
The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is...
Quote #2387
Jury: a group of twelve men who, having lied to the judge about their...
Quote #13539
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not...
Quote #22200
The fastest way to succeed is to look as if you’re playing by somebody...
Quote #6349
Think of yourself as an incandescent power, illuminated and perhaps forever talked to by...
Quote #34030
Ladies and gentlemen, today we’re here to honor electricity, the charge that charges everything...