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There should be a detective show called ‘Johnny Monkey,’ because every week you could...
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Santa Claus had the right idea. Visit everyone once a year.
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Ah, Hope what would life be, stripped of thy encouraging smiles, that teach us...
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Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they find laughable.
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Intelligence appears to be the thing that enables a man to get along without...
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We spend most of our time and energy in a kind of horizontal thinking....
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I swear to the LordI still can’t seeWhy Democracy meansEverybody but me.
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If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming...
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…probably the greatest concentration of talent and genius in this house except for perhaps...
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Politicians are the same all over. they promise to build a bridge even where...