Quote #34819
The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world...
Quote #31434
Have patience with all things, but chiefly have patience with yourself. Do not lose...
Quote #2929
Social confusion has now reached a point at which the pursuit of immorality turns...
Quote #8480
The more you sweat during peace, The less you bleed during war.
Quote #34113
Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
Quote #1213
Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.
Quote #27284
I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl...
Quote #2852
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...
Quote #26942
Golf is like a love affair if you don’t take it seriously, it’s no...
Quote #4282
Without an acquaintance with the rules of propriety, it is impossible for the character...