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Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to...
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We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out...
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Living and dying is not the big issue. The big issue is what you’re...
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Whenever there is a simple error that most laymen fall for, there is always...
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A ship is always referred to as ‘she’ because it costs so much to...
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Moral passion without entertainment is propaganda, and entertainment without moral passion is television.
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The next best thing to being witty one’s self, is to be able to...
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It is natural for a man to indulge in the illusions of hope. We...
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An author is a fool who, not content with boring those he lives with,...
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Knowing others is intelligence knowing yourself is true wisdom. Mastering others is strength, mastering...