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Society is now one polished horde, — Formed of two mighty tribes, the Bores...
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The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out,...
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Boyhood, like measles, is one of those complaints which a man should catch young...
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Why yes – a bulletproof vest.
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Practical people would be more practical if they would take a little more time...
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We all need money, but there are degrees of desperation.
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I finally realized that being grateful to my body was key to giving more...
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Judgement of beauty can err, what with the wine and the dark.
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Curiosity is as much the parent of attention, as attention is of memory.
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The human mind is not capable of grasping the Universe. We are like a...