Quote #19351
Communism is like prohibition, it’s a good idea but it won’t work.
Quote #5632
The important thing in science is not so much to obtain new facts as...
Quote #3492
Time is dead as long as it is being clicked off by little wheels;...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #3679
There but for the grace of God goes God.
Quote #14376
Genius is present in every age, but the men carrying it within them remain...
Quote #30312
Fear not that thy life shall come to an end, But rather that it...
Quote #17994
It is simplicity that makes the uneducated more effective than the educated when addressing...
Quote #13218
Expect everything, and anything seems nothing. Expect nothing, and anything seems everything.
Quote #33648
While there’s life, there’s hope.