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Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet
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You have all the characteristics of a popular politician a horrible voice, bad breeding,...
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In the United States there is more space where nobody is than where anybody...
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I wish I lived on a planet that had two suns—regular sun and ‘rogue’...
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Do Not Disturb signs should be written in the language of the hotel maids.
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If you take a dog which is starving and feed him and make him...
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A man does not sin by commission only, but often by ommission.
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In Louisiana we don’t bet on football games … We bet on whether a...
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If you want something said, ask a man if you want something done, ask...
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The shah always falls in the end, Saddam always turns on you, and the...