Quote #9248
Give a man religion without reminding him of his filth, and the result will...
Quote #30902
The only truly dead are those who have been forgotten.
Quote #21436
One’s life story cannot be told with complete veracity. A true autobiography would have...
Quote #26379
After I’m dead I’d rather have people ask why I have no monument than...
Quote #12307
Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can.
Quote #8033
Never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be.
Quote #31065
People who are smart get into Mensa. People who are really smart look around...
Quote #1400
That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest.
Quote #22880
It is a fine thing to establish one’s own religion in one’s heart, not...
Quote #274
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage...