Quote #4235
The gods help them that help themselves.
Quote #11924
I have never examined the subject of humor until now. I am surprised to...
Quote #1279
“Familiarity breeds contempt – and children.
Quote #29467
Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless–like water. Now you put water into a cup,...
Quote #2286
Every government is run by liars. Nothing they say should be believed.
Quote #26702
They throw Winfield out at second, but he’s safe.
Quote #22943
People seldom refuse help, if one offers it in the right way.
Quote #14853
We cannot be too earnest, too persistent, too determined, about living superior to the...
Quote #29422
He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts — for support rather than...
Quote #1069
Distributed file systems are a cruel hoax.