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I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
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It’s surprising how many persons go through life without ever recognizing that their feelings...
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Do not weep do not wax indignant. Understand.
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It is no profit to have learned well, if you neglect to do well.
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People will listen a great deal more patiently while you explain your mistakes than...
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To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already...
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Politeness is one half good nature and the other half good lying.
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Sell your cleverness and buy bewilderment.
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When it comes to sex, the most important six inches are the ones between...