Quote #22381
No one ever gets far unless he accomplishes the impossible at least once a...
Quote #9640
You know when people are stupid, it frustrates me.
Quote #12538
A great disaster is a symbol to us to remember all the big things...
Quote #4204
As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as...
Quote #2710
Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.
Quote #11315
Anyone without a sense of humor is at the mercy of everyone else.
Quote #18721
In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be...
Quote #26526
Everything proceeds as if of its own accord, and this can all too easily...
Quote #24642
Funny how just when you think life can’t possibly get any worse it suddenly...
Quote #25492
It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility.