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Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
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A weapon is a device for making your enemy change his mind.
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If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings.
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Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid, the vast...
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Reading this book is like waiting for the first shoe to drop.
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Destiny…is not a matter of chance, it is a matter of choice; it is...
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Quote #13975
We teach them proper principles and let them govern themselves.