Quote #4681
He who comes first, eats first.
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The supreme end of education is expert discernment in all things–the power to tell...
Quote #29973
A politician is an animal which can sit on a fence and yet keep...
Quote #27691
It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all,...
Quote #14127
It is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation.
Quote #19644
Where humor is concerned there are no standards – no one can say what...
Quote #30841
One cannot both feast and become rich.
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Real misanthropes are not found in solitude, but in the real world since it...
Quote #23070
I am always sorry when any language is lost, because languages are the pedigrees...
Quote #5556
I think God is as much a basic ingredient in the universe as neutrons...