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When will the public cease to insult the teacher’s calling with empty flattery When...
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It is so stupid of modern civilization to have given up believing in the...
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Life… is like a grapefruit. It’s orange and squishy, and has a few pips...
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He draweth out the thread of his verbosity finer than the staple of his...
Quote #6066
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
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As a man can drink water from any side of a full tank, so...
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Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
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To name an object is to deprive a poem of three-fourths of its pleasure,...
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There is no greater sorrowThan to be mindful of the happy timeIn misery.
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My meaning in saying he is a good man, is to have you understand...