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Such is the common process of marriage. A youth and maiden exchange meeting by...
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The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about...
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I rely on my personality for birth control.
Quote #2790
America has been discovered before, but it has always been hushed up.
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The best way to find something you have lost is to buy a replacement.
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Education is like a double-edged sword. It may be turned to dangerous uses if...
Quote #31390
The weightiest end of the cross of Christ that is laid upon you, lieth...
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Playing dead not only comes in handy when face to face with a bear,...
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“I meant,” said Ipslore bitterly, “what is there in this world that truly makes...
Quote #14131
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about...