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Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack.
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We are drawn to our television sets each April the way we are drawn...
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to...
Quote #29298
We’re in the hands of the state legislature and God, but at the moment,...
Quote #7826
There are three principal ways to lose money: wine, women, and engineers. While the...
Quote #7251
Physical deformity, calls forth our charity. But the infinite misfortune of moral deformity calls...
Quote #11155
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
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Each man takes care that his neighbor shall not cheat him. But a day...
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Your food stamps will be stopped effective March, 1992, because we received notice that...
Quote #7487
Eat before shopping. If you go to the store hungry, you are likely to...