Quote #25755
My performances have finally caught up with my ego.
Quote #30991
It is always easier to ask forgiveness than permission.
Quote #2615
Canada is a country so square that even the female impersonators are women.
Quote #2869
Our lives improve only when we take chances – and the first and most...
Quote #33657
The people’s good is the highest law.
Quote #25868
War is like love it always finds a way.
Quote #11512
I now begin the journey that will lead me into the sunset of my...
Quote #23263
Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises.
Quote #28949
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #9992
Someone bent on suicide won?t have much sense of humour left.