Quote #25524
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
Quote #2305
I knew her before she was a virgin.
Quote #32767
We may not know the whole story in our lifetime. (On assassination of President...
Quote #28664
The path of least resistance makes all rivers, and some men, crooked.
Quote #8072
Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
Quote #30166
There is no surprise more magical than the surprise of being loved it is...
Quote #4217
Reason is immortal, all else mortal.
Quote #23386
No longer forward nor behindI look in hope or fearBut, grateful, take the good...
Quote #1025
If someone tells you that the fully armored man of the Middle Ages was...
Quote #29069
All wish to be learned, but no one is willing to pay the price.